He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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