sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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