I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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