Its about making memories worth repressing
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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