I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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