I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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