with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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