I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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