Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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