Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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