Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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