Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
