Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"