Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.