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• (519): View more from Ontario

  dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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• (661): View more from California

  is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?

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• (212): View more from New York

  lets start a swedish sibling band together

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• (415): View more from California

  what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation

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• (408): View more from California

  Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.

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• (516): View more from New York

  OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM

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• (415): View more from California

  Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"

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• (805): View more from California

  I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.

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