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• (530): View more from California

  i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.

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  She did the bend and snap...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no

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• (631): View more from New York

  I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.

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  I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness

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