i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness