You're so nebulous sometimes
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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