The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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