Someone shit on the floor
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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