It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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