Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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