All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
so that wasnt chicken after all
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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