You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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