My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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