clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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