So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I had to cum in my sink.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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