entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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