She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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