MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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