Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Randomize
