So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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