Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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