I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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