i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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