Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
These Little Things Make People Overly Angry
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
These Medical Professionals Recall the Worst Cases of Hypochondria They’ve Seen
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?