Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.