Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I stole a fireplace last night.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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