if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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So... How much of our rent is drug money?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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