Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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