Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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