I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
