i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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