Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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