walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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