haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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