Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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