guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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