I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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