I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm sobbing to NWA
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