That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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