I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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