I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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