you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
