How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I want to fling myself into the sun
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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