your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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