If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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