at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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