Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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