ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
