Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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