How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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