It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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