How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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