You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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